I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
Billy Madison (1995)
"Man, I’m glad I called that guy!"
instead of all those cheesy bullying posters around school we should just post this
when life brings u down to your knees give life a blowjob and then get back up and spit the cum in life’s face and then skip away like the princess you are
This is the best advice I’ve ever gotten
Can we talk about how Bianchi looks like Josh Peck
IT’S HIM! IT’S THE HILLSIDE STRANGLER!!